"The finger disko is a purpose built disko for fingers [and thumbs - as long as they are not too fat]. the solid structure encourages participants to stick their digits up through the holes in the floor and have a dance. the disko houses a mini strobe light, dj booth, speakers built into the walls, fairy lights, a bar [under uk licensing laws pinkies are not allowed to be served] and a cloakroom [grumpy attendant not included]. the finger disko is available for private hire and will soon be commencing on a worldwide tour"